Roommate

Perhaps spurred on by the recent spate of Dan Perino flyers up on city lampposts, another Dan (dan@theouterboroughs.com) with too much time on his hands put this notice up at Sixth Avenue and 11th Street. Quite the prankster.

Looking for a new roommate ASAP. Current roommate not working out due to his utter lameness. Seeking a spacious, well appointed apartment with a great view in the Brooklyn Heights or Park Slope area. A little about myself: I am an attractive, intelligent, athletic and very eligible bachelor with many excellent skills;). You should be an attractive woman (a 9 or 10 you know who you are), with an adventurous streak (laundry and cooking skills a plus). Looking to pay no more than $500/month. Serious responses only!