Sponge Bob Gets Fresh

When I was in Sunset Park today, I caught up with that little rascal Sponge Bob.  Even my end of the Slope has become too hoity toity for Mr. Bob these days, but he likes hanging out in SP, where the PC police are usually thinner on the ground.  When I first saw him this morning though, he was hanging in a store, with his back turned to that little "chum" of his, Dora.  I think this was just a ruse, because of the security cameras.  At least one store in Sunset Park had heard of his louche history.  Later I caught a glimpse of his more typically lecherous self, openly canoodling with a less than saintly D..  Even worse, Spiderman was right behind them, trying to get in on some of the action.  Disgusting.